The Adventures of our growing family.
Shirley Jean: Born March 18, 2008
Richard Joseph: Born March 29, 2010
Brynn Felice: Born December 1, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2008
Tonight!
Childbirth Preparation class starts tonight! I'm sure I'll have lots to share... We're taking the "Weekender Class" (aka Crash Course), so I won't be available until at least 4pm tomorrow. Wish us luck!
Will there be lessons in swearing in foreign languages? Does Richard get to practice putting his hand in a vice to simulate the pressure of you squeezing it during labor? Is there a multiple choice quiz on identifying items thrown up by the mother and/or father?
If these subjects are not covered you're SO getting ripped off.
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I have questions about this class.
Will there be lessons in swearing in foreign languages? Does Richard get to practice putting his hand in a vice to simulate the pressure of you squeezing it during labor? Is there a multiple choice quiz on identifying items thrown up by the mother and/or father?
If these subjects are not covered you're SO getting ripped off.
Love, Aunt Kris
Well, it wasn't his hand that got put in a vice, so I think I got my money's worth.
OOH! If he can make it through that, he's good to go!
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