No, she is not wearing pants (in the traditional sense). Any mother who has potty-trained will understand.
Here she is, modeling one of her current favorite "awful dresses," with a shirt as a headdress--of course. This photo just takes my breath away.
According to a quick blog search, Shirley Jean has demolished paper products on:
I guess I get what I deserve when I set her up to read a bed time story in my bed and then get distracted in the kitchen. At least Post-It flags are cheap. (Sense the TONE.)