It's genetic.

My children must destroy paper.

Play Time!

A mall near our house has a pretty nice indoor playground that has been a life saver over the course of this VERY cold winter. Last week we went twice! Here are some cute pictures I got while we were there.

Milk drunk.

No way, Mom! I am sotally tober!

Oration at the dining room table.

It's like putting a bikini on an orange.

Dear Shirley Jean,
When you are 14 and want to buy a bikini, you will probably use this photo against me. I tell you what. If when you are 14, your body still looks like this, we'll talk. If not, it's up to Daddy.
I love you very much and care deeply about your modesty.
Sincerely yours forever and ever,
Mommy.

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