Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Dear Past Shirley Jean,


On June 3, 2008, you will have gas that will make you cranky, drowsy and veeerrrrrrry fussy. Let's take the opportunity to find a silver lining here. Let's have some fun.
You cry ALL DAY LONG, and then when Daddy gets home to give Mommy a break, STOP.
It will be SO. FUNNY.
Sincerely yours,
Future Shirley Jean
p.s. For good measure, be sure to smile a lot--but only at Daddy.
p.p.s. Spit up on Mom's foot. She won't realize it until she is walking around. It's freaking hil!ar!i!ous!

5 comments:

kristi noser said...

Remind me to show you the swinging burp method. Wonderful for ridding little tummies of painful gas.

Anonymous said...

Sounds dangerously fun! Kristi, you always know how to turn life into a party. I use the kick-kick-kick method.

Jodi said...

Wow, tough day! At least you know Shirley got a kick out of it!

Kara Jo said...

Laughing out loud! And I love the photos you get of that girl. Hope the gas has subsided. :)

Katie R. said...

That baby is one funny kid.